蘋果熊貝貝 躲貓貓

（在此先聲明，如果還沒看到“導遊“那一篇，請在讀這篇之前先去看那一篇喔！）

長途坐車，其實是很累人也很乏味的一件事，
不過這次去黃石公園，這個導遊還算幽默，所以使車程中增加了一點樂趣。

第一次聽見導遊Spencer笑，就覺得這種笑聲真是恐怖，既詭異又奸詐，很像卡通裡魔頭的笑聲，
不過久而久之也就習慣了，因為這個笑聲，他被我弟冠上了個封號:魔王。
可惜一直都沒有機會錄下來。（因為他笑笑就沒了嘛～難道要我們stand by？）

第一天晚上抵達旅館，我們排隊搭電梯上樓，導遊走過來關心，
Spencer: (asking my dad) What's your room number, dear?
Me: (laughing silently)
等導遊走了以後...
Me: (asking Peter) What's your room number, honey?
What's your room number, sweetheart? XD

我們第二天，也就是星期天的傍晚抵達黃石公園，
Spencer: Do you know why animals don't show up on Sunday?
People: (silent)
Spencer: Because they go to church! (laughing with his weird laugh)
Me: ...orz
過了不久...
Spencer: I think the elks are Mormons. You know why?
People: (silent again)
Spencer: Because most of times there's only one male elk with many female elks!
(laughing with his weird laugh again)
Me: hahaha...orz

第三天我們開始遊黃石公園，在下車sight-seeing之前...
Spencer: Don't get inside the jungle because the bears will eat you.
People: ok~
Spencer: Otherwise it will become "all-you-can-eat" "Chinese" food~
Me: Wahaha~this is funny~

第五天我們坐車去South Dakota參觀有名的總統巨石像(Mt. Rushmore)，
因為我們幾天下來都在趕路，早上六點起床，一路上為了要逛到許多不同的景點，也是趕趕趕，
所以要去看總統巨石像的路上...
Spencer: After Mt. Rushmore, we don't have to rush anymore.
Me: 哈哈！這個妙，我喜歡～XD

好啦！以上就是我在這次旅遊中還記得幾件好笑的事情啦！
希望能搏君一笑囉！:P